ХАЙКУ за error съобщения!

Program aborting: 
Close all that you have worked on. 
You ask far too much. 

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Windows NT crashed. 
I am the Blue Screen of Death. 
No one hears your screams. 

Yesterday it worked. 
Today it is not working. 
Windows is like that. 

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First snow, then silence. 
This thousand-dollar screen dies, 
So beautifully. 

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With searching comes loss 
And the presence of absence 
"My Novel" not found 

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Stay the patient course. 
Of little worth is your ire. 
The network is down 

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A crash reduces 
Your expensive computer 
To a simple stone 

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Three things are certain: 
Death, taxes and lost data 
Guess which has occurred. 

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You step in the stream, 
But the water has moved on. 
This page is not here. 

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Having been erased, 
The document you're seeking 
Must now be retyped. 

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Serious error. 
All shortcuts have disappeared. 
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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File was so big. 
It might be very useful. 
But now it is gone. 

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The Web site you seek 
Cannot be located, 
but Countless more exist. 

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Chaos reigns within. 
Reflect, repent, and reboot. 
Order shall return.

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My desktop

it has no image.

How tragic!!!

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Вчера си работеше, нали?...
Не не - и днес!
Така е то с Windows-a, уви...

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В живота сигурни са само три неща:
данъци, загуба на данни и смъртта.
Познайте, днес, какво ви сполетя!...